This is the cutest thing I have ever seen
this is a lot
that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals
Don’t ignore the baby.
Elephants are so precious ✨
I love him
(via sad-mcmuffin)
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?
(via sad-mcmuffin)
I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?
ever had bubble tea?
im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock
it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp
(via sylversepharis)
sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:
(via pierrelenfant)
Don’t ever get trapped in a survival scenario with me because I’m eating you off rip. I don’t even gotta be hungry, first inconvenience and the bibs come out. We MIGHT be lost? Bib.
(via woodmeat)
aawb:
I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket
I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
(Source: uuchiha, via ironblowtorch)